Too Bad.Baby Pigeons Would Have Been Cute.

A woman has decided to blog her mild-mannered English husband's sleep talking. Here's a post from January 3oth:

"I'd like to introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Spoon... Fuck you, tossbag. I never liked them. And never will."

"You never see baby pigeons."

"Ego-wanking is a great release."

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